Men Will Do Incredible Things If WooHoo Is On The Table -- Chap 1 Episode 3

And just like that, the offending outfit was gone.

"This may be the five Cupid Juices talking but I'm finding that neckbeard of yours very attractive."

"And your puka bracelet, ROWR!"










With sloppy anticipation, Michele led Derick to the bedroom.  I can't wait to feel his soft neckhair against my angry bird t-shirt. The seductive caress of his smooth gleaming pate. This is going to be so great! This will be the biggest. . .

Ummmmm

 

Disappointment











Ever!