Goodbye Morris, er Derick-- Chapter 1 Episode 5

A promotion at work did not result in the removal of facepaint. Michele was feeling the frustration of stagnation at work and a one night stand mistake that would not go away. It was time for a heart to heart with Morri. . .er Derick. Michele girded her loins and headed to Derick's home.

"Sit down, we need to talk."

"It's me, not you."

"But sweetheart, I just got this new friendship bracelet with your name on it. To go with my snazzy puka bracelet."

"O.K., it is you."












Finally free, Michele felt it safe to go back to The Blue Velvet. This time she would keep an eye on her Cupid Juice intake!

Ah, The Blue Velvet-- always jumping. Full of fun and music and. . .wait, what?!

Why isn't he at home licking his wounds? It's like he didn't even care about the friendship bracelet! And what does that woman see in that ascot and white piping wearing bald guy? Why I oughta. . .. Michele stopped her inner tirade and checked herself. She oughta be happy for Derick. She wished him the best. If he feels to need to immediately start stalking some other unfortunate woman, who was she to cast aspersions? She didn't need him any way. There were other

ascot wearing fish in the ocean.
Other very sexy and barrel-chested fish.

So there!