FML. FML sideways with a rusty chainsaw.
It wasn't as if life was one big happy fun ball for Michele. Not when people came to her place of work to taunt her. Do not taunt happy fun ball.
"If you weren't hugely pregnant, I'd punch you square in the nose for what you did to my poor Derick."
"Uh, shouldn't you be happy I dumped his stupid balding, ascot wearing ass Lorraine?"
"Don't talk sense to me, hussy!"
"There is something wrong with your face."
"What do you mean Boss Lady?"
"It is distinctly un-clownlike. Fix this immediately. Also, I fart in your general direction."
If only she could spend the whole day trying to make Jerome laugh.
"You are so lucky, Jerome."
"How do you figure?"
"You get to spend your work hours with murderers and criminals. Unlike me. I get to spend mine with real jerks.
That last picture looks as if Michele's attempt at humor, didn't work too well. I liked it, though. Have the same problem, as my other half doesn't have a sense of humor, either.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that "I fart in your general direction" picture got me /hard/. *still chortling*
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