I Am Not Surrounded By Idiots At All-- Chap 1 Episode 14

 Michele and Jerome settled into their marriage comfortably and happily. Life was beautiful. Jerome was wonderful. And oh, so Jerome.

Always jumping in to help around the house.

Don't worry baby, I got this.
















Being a hands-on Dad.

You almost got it, son. Just curl your lip a little more. Like Elvis. Whaddaya mean 'Who's Elvis'?














Always willing to show off his exhibitionist streak.

Is the handywoman watching?












Michele did her very best to nurture her family. When Jerchele said he wanted to be just like the John Romitas, she got him an ink and paper desk and encouraged his art work.

After she looked up who the "John Romitas" were.













And when Jerome confessed his secret lifetime wish of being a kick-ass rock guitarist, she got him a guitar.

Even though he never, not once, picked it up.





















They were such a perfect family. Always happy. Always in sync. Right down to their sleeping schedules.

Nightie-night everybody.

There was only one frustration. There was just not enough room. Especially considering, in sync as always, Jerome and Michele both blurted out their wish for another child.

I'm so tired of watching everybody eating standing up!

There was a solution. It would leave them with almost nothing saved in the bank but, if they really wanted to add to the family, it had to be done.

The family supervises construction